Creepy Dollar Store Toys

Creepy dolls. Yep.

I’ve got a lot on my mind the last few days, so the other day, my mom and I went to the dollar store. We were bored and jus t browsing, to be honest. We went down to the toy aisle for the kiddo, and man oh man… there’s a reason that you go to the toy store for good, quality toys, let me tell ya.

First up on the list… this. Let your eyes feast on this monstrosity.

It’s a fairy. At least it’s supposed to be a fairy. Looks more like a dog toy to me. Look at those eyes, that volume of the thin, sparse locks of hair. Gorgeous. The queen of the crap toys.

And now… mermaids!

I think. They KIND of resemble mermaids… they look like mermaids on Crack. Little Mermaid goes to Rehab. I mean, the brunette’s face… that just looks like a serial killer.

And there are SO many other shit toys there. I could have made this many PAGES long. I really could have.

But yeah. I know,  it’s filler. But it’ll do.