Munchkin Minis #1 - Deli Owner spreads his Love Juice in Bottled Water

Welcome to the first Munchkin Minis! This is where I'll be posting a small little thing here or there that caught my eye, and will share my views on it, in a smaller article format than my usual blog posts.

Ok so I was on Cosmopolitan.com, and came across this article here: http://cosm.ag/6185dVwv

So did you read that? Let me clarify. A deli owner opened a bottled water (Or many, who knows exactly how many bottles he tainted with his love juices?) and jerked off into the water, put the cap on, and sold it. To customers. Customers who could have been planning to use that water for their kids.

My face when I initially read that article...

Blech…

I have a few small questions about this…

First: WHY in the hell would a deli owner feel the need to DO this? Seriously, watch some porn and get off into your sock or some tissue like every other dude on the planet! You don’t need to spread your seed into the water you sell in your deli!

Second: Uh, is anyone else not wondering why the lady who bought the water didn’t check the SEAL before drinking it?? I mean… I ALWAYS check the seal to drinks, because there are nutjobs in the world nowadays.

May or may not contain jizz

Third: Has ANYONE thought to test the rest of the water that the guy was selling?? How many innocent kids or other customers could have drank this?? I used to buy bottled water to make formula for my infant in a pinch, I’m sure others have done the same… An INFANT could have drank that…

And lastly: Has ANYONE had this sick jerk STD tested? God only knows what she and others could have been exposed to!!

Yuck. I’m going to be more vigilant in checking the seal to my drinks from now on, I don’t know about you.